Capt. "WILD BILL" Kelso

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  1. FLYBOYJ

    FLYBOYJ "THE GREAT GAZOO"
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    I found this today! Gotta love this guy! Someone should make a movie or comic strip about him!!!!



    Captain Wild Bill Kelso : My name's Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!
    Colonel "Madman" Maddox : That's the kind of talk I like to hear, boy. That's it, lemme hear your guns.
    Captain Wild Bill Kelso : My guns?
    Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Yes, I wanna hear what they sound like, let me hear 'em.


    Colonel "Madman" Maddox : To Hollywood... and glory!


    Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Hold your fire, pass it on.


    Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Identify yourself!
    Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps, where the Hell am I?
    Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Barstow, where you coming from?
    Captain Wild Bill Kelso : San Francisco, been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno.
    Telephone Operator : I'm from Olene, Illionois.
    Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Tough Sh*t.
     

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    He calls himself Wayne Kelso at the end.... Very strange...

    Great clip.
     
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    I guess that was supposed to be his name, changed when the movie was made.

    I like Bill better......
     
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    I liked that movie.
    Most of the gags were over the top but that's what I liked about it.


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