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Jan's secrete identity revealed!
Move along people...nothing to see here
Geo
If Santa doesn't exist, who the **** is it who parks a bl**dy sleigh on my roof every December 24th, at midnight? Right pain he is too, making all that noise!
Jan after a night at the Pub?????????????
Can't be Jan, he hasn't got a Sleigh Licence.
He may just be hiding it from you Terry. His secret identity, or alter ego.
Jan's secrete identity revealed!
He doesn't look too jolly to me. Sleigh must be invisible as well as I don't see it in the picture. Why does Santa smell like Guinness?
I saw mommy kissing santa clause... moms a $%^*. Of course grandma got ran over by a reindeer, she never saw them coming.
DBII
Drop in for a pint if you're over this way Jan! (or should that be 'Janta' ?)
Can't imagine Jan staring up the jet pipes of half a dozen reindeer for hour after hour. Hey! I wonder if that was the model that guy wanted to build? Anybody got any colour pics .......
Quick search on Google came up with these (I think Jan's the guy in the back there):
Dammit, I missed it again???????????????
If you're wearing it inside out....................you won't be able to find yourself.