Which Service has the Dumbest Officers? *
* Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
* In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!"
* In the Navy, the officers stand on the bridge and steer the ship into action.
* In the Marine Corps, the officers stand in front of the troops and shout, "Attack!"
* And in the Air Force? Well, the officers go off to battle in their pretty flight suits, flying their expesnive toys, while the enlisted people head for the club for a long one.
* Or, conversely, the smartest enlisted people.
* Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
* In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!"
* In the Navy, the officers stand on the bridge and steer the ship into action.
* In the Marine Corps, the officers stand in front of the troops and shout, "Attack!"
* And in the Air Force? Well, the officers go off to battle in their pretty flight suits, flying their expesnive toys, while the enlisted people head for the club for a long one.
* Or, conversely, the smartest enlisted people.
