T Bolt
Colonel
Great work there Don. I'll keep that photo nose conversion in mind when I do the next P-38
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Roses are red,Roses are red
Violets are blue
I watched lots of TV
But not Scooby Doo
Please stop this madness! I hate poetry. Unless it has to do with odor emitting from one's sitting region.Looking good Don!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I.
You are singleWe can do that...
Baked beans are good for the heart,
Baked beans make you fart.
The more you eat, the better you feel.
Baked beans for every meal!
Or...
A fart is a dart, that comes from the heart,
And flows through the belly with ease.
It reaches the britches, bursts all the stitches,
And pooh! What a terrible breeze!
Salvador Dali in his "Diary of a Genius" (newer editions) has a chapter called "Art of Fart", where he explains all different types of farts, their intensity, frequency range of course their smell etc. AFAIK it was based on an older French writing (don't have the book at the moment). This could be a real entertainment!Nope...I have two kids to entertain, and a wife to put a wry smile on the face of![]()
Used to have a couple of books describing and classifying farts. Even won fart of the month a couple times at workSalvador Dali in his "Diary of a Genius" (newer editions) has a chapter called "Art of Fart", where he explains all different types of farts, their intensity, frequency range of course their smell etc. AFAIK it was based on an older French writing (don't have the book at the moment). This could be a real entertainment!
They always do.Thats lookin' real nice Don.