T Bolt
Colonel
Great work there Don. I'll keep that photo nose conversion in mind when I do the next P-38
GB-71 1/48 F-5A - Recon/Transport/Training Aircraft in WWII (5 Viewers)
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A4K
Brigadier General
Looking good Don!
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I.
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Donivanp
Colonel
Please stop this madness! I hate poetry. Unless it has to do with odor emitting from one's sitting region.
A4K
Brigadier General
We can do that...
Baked beans are good for the heart,
Baked beans make you fart.
The more you eat, the better you feel.
Baked beans for every meal!
Or...
A fart is a dart, that comes from the heart,
And flows through the belly with ease.
It reaches the britches, bursts all the stitches,
And pooh! What a terrible breeze!
Baked beans are good for the heart,
Baked beans make you fart.
The more you eat, the better you feel.
Baked beans for every meal!
Or...
A fart is a dart, that comes from the heart,
And flows through the belly with ease.
It reaches the britches, bursts all the stitches,
And pooh! What a terrible breeze!
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Donivanp
Colonel
You are single
A4K
Brigadier General
Nope...I have two kids to entertain, and a wife to put a wry smile on the face of 
Salvador Dali in his "Diary of a Genius" (newer editions) has a chapter called "Art of Fart", where he explains all different types of farts, their intensity, frequency range of course their smell etc. AFAIK it was based on an older French writing (don't have the book at the moment). This could be a real entertainment!Nope...I have two kids to entertain, and a wife to put a wry smile on the face of
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Donivanp
Colonel
Used to have a couple of books describing and classifying farts. Even won fart of the month a couple times at work
A4K
Brigadier General
Never read that book, even though he is one of my favourite artists.
Just wondering if 'congratulations!' is the right thing to say Don... depends on where you're standing probably
Just wondering if 'congratulations!' is the right thing to say Don... depends on where you're standing probably
