getting to know the real cute corporal...

[mosquitoman]

I've heard of laxative being put in the chips at my old school, but it would be better if it was combined with putting cllingfilm over the loo seats!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Im rather disappointed that, the laxative didnt have a big effect on the lanc So far, its heading the list for "Most memorable moment" when we come around to doing our yearbooks.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Yeah, I agree MM. There's funny cruel, and then there's cruel cruel.

 

[evangilder]

Although I would think that one is more of a messy cruel!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

yes after i had the pills, my first crap was solid as a rock, as was the second, the 3rd was a tiny bit of the liquid stuff, but now, after the 4th i'm back to normal, i had a bit of stomac crap but really it wasn't bad at all, unlucky CC............

 

[Maestro]

Don't say that, Lanc. Next time he's gonna try something worst...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

it's not him i'm worried about, it's the rest of them

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah it wasnt really my doing Maestro, he doesnt need to tell me that for me to initiate something worse He'll never take food off us again

 

[evangilder]

Thanks for the graphic depiction Lanc. EW!

 

[Medvedya]

yes after i had the pills, my first crap was solid as a rock, as was the second, the 3rd was a tiny bit of the liquid stuff, but now, after the 4th i'm back to normal, i had a bit of stomac crap but really it wasn't bad at all, unlucky CC............

Would you like me to start a sticky thread so you can keep a diary of your bowel movements?

 

[cheddar cheese]

"Sticky" thread

my first crap was solid as a rock

You mean molten rock?

 

[evangilder]

Let's not, Med...

 

[Medvedya]

Maybe you're right.....

 

[cheddar cheese]

Theres bound to be at least one forum out there on the web that specialises in this kind of thing perhaps he should find one and he can discuss it furthere there...

 

[evangilder]

Yeah, like the "fecal forum". I think I would rather talk about airplanes than the Lanc's emanations.

 

[Medvedya]

Well......erm.... good luck in your search, and have fun!

 

[evangilder]

I have zero interest in that, or even searching for it...EW!

 

[Medvedya]

Couldn't really say it rocks my world either - but the ex-public schoolboy in me could never resist a bit of lavatorial humour!

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[Nonskimmer]

Christ, I leave you fellas alone for a little while and already you're talking about starting a sh*t stories thread!