getting to know the real cute corporal...

[Medvedya]

It takes me back! We did the laxo-choco thing to someone at my school - of course, we took all the paper out of the bogs first!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Excellent!

 

[cheddar cheese]

You did it on a lrger scale than us then

The thing is though about 7 of us were watching him eat it, and we were laughing so hard. You'd think he'd throw it away, after we fed him chips from the floor and a cookie that had been down Chris' crotch, but nooo We told him the muffin was come made, and he took out one of the bits of laxative and said "You didnt melt the chocolate very well" and them popped it in his mouth, failing to read "EX-LAX" on it

 

[Medvedya]

Not nearly as funny as the guy who blew up a johnny to an enormous size and then ran around the common room trying to prod the girls with it!

Their squeals of blatantly fake horror echo in my ears to this day!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Stupid Question No. 483: Johnny?

 

[Medvedya]

Ze humble condom. Actually, it wasn't me who did that though - My usual lair was in the old library trying to be remote and intellectual.

(and really, really, up my own arse and pretentious to boot! As if I didn't laugh my head off when I saw things like that!)

 

[Nonskimmer]

Ah. Cool.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Our "Posse" just walks around school looking intimidating You got me as the tall guy, Adam with his long black leather coat and black hair, Chris as the toughest guy in the whole year and Martyn whos the kind of more normal person

 

[Medvedya]

All of whom are disliked but grudgingly respected by the Uber Norms at the same time right?

 

[Nonskimmer]

It sounds like the UN.

 

[cheddar cheese]

No, the thing is were all civilised people who wouldnt hurt flies (Well Chris would, its funny to watch naive year 8's take him on)

If you saw the 4 of us walking down the street you wouldnt like to confront us, but we aint like that at all.

 

[Medvedya]

Keeps the Chavs at bay then!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Hell yeah 8) Actually Launceston is fairly Chav-Free, but we get lots of Janners

 

[mosquitoman]

Janners?

 

[Medvedya]

Farmer types called Buto with webbed fingers.....

 

[mosquitoman]

Sort of like people from Norfolk then

 

[Nonskimmer]

Or Cape Breton. More like miners with webbed fingers.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

Our "Posse" just walks around school looking intimidating You got me as the tall guy, Adam with his long black leather coat and black hair, Chris as the toughest guy in the whole year and Martyn whos the kind of more normal person

which one am i then??

 

[cheddar cheese]

You dont walk around with us, you bugger off to the Geography block

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

hey i walk with you sometimes, and i'm still part of the possey.........