Girls and Aircraft - Volume II (5 Viewers)

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Foreign Object Damage.
 
The F-16SFW responding to the 1980 'Queen Kong attack
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Foreign Object Damage/Debris. Anything that can get sucked into a intake and ruin an engine's day, human sized or not!
Ok, I see what you were saying.
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OMG a real life Jessica Rabbit!
 
A guy I worked with in Oklahoma said he had a cousin that was an airline pilot. His cousin had said that he walked into the pilot's lounge at Tulsa and saw another airline pilot sitting there, looking quite dejected. He asked what was wrong and the other pilot replied, "They cancelled my flight! I fired up number one and all was Okay. I fired up number two and all was Okay. I fired up number three and all was Okay. Then I fired up number four and they had parked the food service truck too close and we sucked up one hundred and sixty seven chicken salad sandwiches."

Can you imagine cleaning 167 chicken salad sandwiches out of a jet engine? I have heard of chicken sh*t jobs but that would have been a chicken salad job that was just as bad if not worse.
 
A guy I worked with in Oklahoma said he had a cousin that was an airline pilot. His cousin had said that he walked into the pilot's lounge at Tulsa and saw another airline pilot sitting there, looking quite dejected. He asked what was wrong and the other pilot replied, "They cancelled my flight! I fired up number one and all was Okay. I fired up number two and all was Okay. I fired up number three and all was Okay. Then I fired up number four and they had parked the food service truck too close and we sucked up one hundred and sixty seven chicken salad sandwiches."

Can you imagine cleaning 167 chicken salad sandwiches out of a jet engine? I have heard of chicken sh*t jobs but that would have been a chicken salad job that was just as bad if not worse.
What, you never heard of how chicken nuggets are made...?
 
"...excuse me, stewardess, I can't see to reach my bag. Its in the overhead compartment. Could you help me?..."

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What? Aerial gymnastics without a spotter? You take a fall, lass, you'll surely suffer FOD! Here, I'll spot for you.
 
Ever heard of Blackbeard? This is Black HEELS!....

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"...ok, flick the switch....now push the lever....turn the wheel....can you push on one of the pedals?...."
 
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