Waddaya mean, I'm weird? You need a new mirror, Mr. Muppet ! Oh, hang on though, you wouldn't show up in a mirror, would you ?
BTW, the garage called, and said that your broom stick is ready for collection after it's service ................
Jan will drink anything - except maybe water, printer's ink, or milk shakes. (except on every second Saturday, when he can be seen drinking milk shakes, whilst wearing .... er, maybe not !).
Wouldn't say no to a brandy, with a wee touch of brandy in it....
As for the milkshakes, I only drink them on the third Sunday after the Epiphany, or.....when it's the Balsamic Moon, which means surrender, rest and recuperate...and with a bit of adult libations added!
Aaah....I see that it's time for medication again!