Hot Space's Slides

[Nonskimmer]

NAVY:

Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself

 

[Medvedya]

My mate (the ex-R.N medic) has another one for the R.N.R

Really.Not.Required and this one

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Say that one in a Bootnecks wardroom - you have better odds of getting out of that burning Lancaster alive!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Ok, this isn't exactly an acronym, but we in the Canadian Armed Forces sometimes refer to ourselves as the Canadian Formed Arses.
Which I'm afraid is more of a testament to the appalling state of our military, then anything else.

 

[Maestro]

Hey, Nonskimmer, you're the first Canadian soldier that I know who had enough guts to say the truth about our army... Dammit, in the armoured divisions, they need one tug for every three thanks when they go from Valcartier to a base in New-Brunswick (can't remember the name of it for now).

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

Hey, med, how old are you..?


I'm gonna take a wild guess and say 29.


Correct?

 

[Nonskimmer]

CFB Gagetown.
Actually Maestro I'm in the Navy, but we're not in great shape either, and the Air Force could hardly be called that anymore!
It's damn frustrating, I can tell you that!
The government cuts the legs out from under us, and the public couldn't care less!
The truly sad part is, it's always been that way. In peace time we languish and decay, and when the shit finally hits the fan it's a mad public outcry!:

"Why aren't our boys better equipped? Why aren't the Forces up to strength? What's the government going to do about it?"

Then when the crisis is over, it's right back to languish and decay! It's embarrassing!!
And folks wonder why Canada isn't taken very seriously?

 

[Nonskimmer]

I'll bet this isn't exactly what Hot Space had in mind for this thread.

Sorry HS!
That all just kinda came out. Won't happen again, m8!

 

[Hot Space]

I'll bet this isn't exactly what Hot Space had in mind for this thread.

Sorry HS!
That all just kinda came out. Won't happen again, m8!

Don't worry about it 8)

And he's 94

Hot Space

 

[Medvedya]

And he's 94

Hot Space

And still have all my own teeth!

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[Hot Space]

And he's 94

Hot Space

And still have all my own teeth!

Yes, but just not on you at the moment

Hot Space

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[Hot Space]

I'll have to post up some more here in the next couple of day's.

Hot Space

 

[Hot Space]

Where's my bloody score gone

Hot Space

 

[Medvedya]

I think Scorpy has stolen some while you were away.....

 

[Hot Space]

The Finnish Git

Hot Space

 

[Medvedya]

Aye, he's a slippery little devil - knowing you had your automatic defence systems calibrated to his settings back in the Fourth Reich he has infiltrated here to steal your spam force.

 

[Hot Space]

He shall die the death of a thousand spams taken over by Swedish Antelopes, all called HG_Nutter

Hot Space

 

[Medvedya]

So your experiments with cloning and genetic manipulation paid off then? Bonza.

 

[Hot Space]

Not really, he turned into H.H's Brother-in-Law

Hot Space