Hot Space's Slides

[Hot Space]

Hello, Good Evening and isn't that Train running late............

And welcome to Space's Slides

Headlines tonight:

Old Man arrested in Necklace Heist

In a nail-biting finish, a Sausage Roll wins the American Presidential Elections

Ex-Beatle Paul McCartney to become a fahter at the age of 64

Pamela Anderson is joyous after surgery as she leaves L.A's Plastic Dolls Hospital for the Criminally Blonde

Man recieve's a 2 Year Prison Sentence for breaking into his Small Share Holdings


.................and finally.

Hot Space wins the 2004 "Top Tottie" Award a School Reunion at the Northampton School for the Weird


Goodnight and recapitulation is just industrialized roughage.......

 

[Nonskimmer]

So that's how I'll look, when I'm 80!

 

[lesofprimus]

Pretty sad when ur balls hang as low as ur cockadoodledo....

 

[Nonskimmer]

Hmm...good point!

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[Medvedya]

cockadoodledo....

Is that your Maud's pet name for it?

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[Medvedya]

News flash! Mullet Men from Neptune descend on planet Earth in an insane quest for ultimate power - infecting all who stand in their way!

Some viewers may find the following image upsetting.....

 

[Nonskimmer]

Poor child!

 

[Medvedya]

Is it just me, or is that woman is on something a bit stronger than lemonade?

 

[Nonskimmer]

It's obvious, I think. Look what she hooked up with!

 

[Medvedya]

Breaking News on the Mullet infestation -

A high school prom in Turgidville, Nebraska ends in tragedy as efforts at containment in the region fail - Local National Guard units have been put on high alert.....

 

[Nonskimmer]

Good lord! What were we thinking, in the 80's?

 

[Medvedya]

Is this a confession?

 

[Nonskimmer]

Actually no. I've been basically mullet free my entire life.
Of course, I was considered out of style back then.

 

[Medvedya]

Mind you, when I first joined the reserves, I was trying to grow a beard to make myself look older - the Staff told me to shave it off, not just to conform with military regs, but for my own good.

 

[Nonskimmer]

That bad, eh?

 

[Medvedya]

Put it this way, I realise now that senior NCO's generally know what they're talking about in most things. I told the guy so immediately after leaving the wash-room at the barracks, and he roared with laughter! It didn't join up properly for one thing, and..... well, the less said about it the better. In my defence, I had only just hit 20.

 

[Nonskimmer]

 

[Medvedya]

Oh well, it goes back to the the old saying; "If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined."