Hussars Funny stuff Pt3, new stuff everyday

[102first_hussars]

Some of these are from my last 2 threads but there is new stuff, the rest is for people who havent seen them

I gotta joke for you It is a St patricksday joke.

These two Irishmen only have enough money for half a Pint
the two pass a meat shop and and buddy has an idea he says to his friend "give me the Pint money" - whatfor? his friend replied,
"just trust me" so buddy runs into the meat shop and buys and 8inch Sausage and leads his friend to the Pub, they order a bunch of beer,
Buddy's friend says? "how the hell are we going to Pay for this ya crazy bastard?"

Buddy has and Idea, he shoves the sausage into his pants opens the zipper and tells his friend to get down on your knees and start suckin, he does, the bartender sees this and is so outraged by this that he boots the two guys out, anyway his friend says "buddy ya crazy bastard did ya break the sausage on your landing?" Buddy says no okay lets try a few more pubs, so they did this same routine for about 12 pubs until Buddys friend said "Ok Ive had enough Im too drunk to carry on and my knees hurt" And Buddy says "How do you think I feel I lost The Sausage About 10 pubs ago"



Funny Stuff in here

These are links to certain clips from Stupid Videos Hilarious Stuff.

"British Attack"
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=750

"Russian Bride"
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1241

"Evil Penguin"
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=332

"Evil Penguin 2"
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=509

"DUI"
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=875

Heres some more

"Annoying"
Annoying phone operator
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=804

"Stick Fighting Blooper"
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1230

"Bear Fight"
Man gets in a fight with a bear
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=10 Must See
"Boyz In Da Hood"
Another step backwards for race relations
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=793

"Fighter Pilots Rock"
This has to be the coolest job in the world! Must See
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1173

"Mexican Midget Rodeo"
Fun times at the Mexican Midget Rodeo
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=324

"Why Men Don't Ask for Directions"Must See
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=635

A Joke of Mine
A guy goes into a public washroom to take a piss,
he starts pissn when a midget walks beside him to also take a piss,
the guy peaks over and notices
the midget has an extremely large penis, and he asks him
"how do you have such a large penis"
"well you see IM a Leprachaun" the Midget replied
And the Guy ask's "could you make my Penis that Large?"
"Of course I can On one condition ya have to
get down and give me a bl**job" Replies the Midget
So he does it, it takes about 30 seconds to finish,
and the guy asks "So why isnt my Penis getting bigger"?
The Midget starts Giggling, "what" the Guy said,

"I cant believe you actually thought I was a Leprachaun



Courtesy of PISIS
http://media.skoopy.com/misc/damn/

"Karate Kid"
This Marine is ready to take on the Cobra Kai and prove that he's the best around. http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1205

"Army Gollum"
Gollum questions the Army's concern for his well-being - An instant classic! http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1178

"Worst Singer In The World"
This guy actually thinks he's good!
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1179

"Airman Dance"
This airman sends off a jet in style.
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1176

"Beer Gut Tumble"
I'm too sexy for my shirt .. and too drunk to walk.
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1092[/b]


Courtesy Of Gnomey
"Ultimate Can Crusher"
It's great when kids start recycling at such a young age.
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1251

Here is a saying...

Procastination is like masterbation. Whatever you do you are still f*cking yourself.


Heres Mine
Heres a Saying......

Its the mans Obligation to stick his B*neration in the woman's S*paration to increase the Population of the younger Generation.



"Big Black Guy Named Ben"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2137

Guide To The UK, British and Americans might get pissed by this one, but hey all in good fun.
httphttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/217358

Leprachaun Public Washroom.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2505


Steve-O Drunk On Adam Corolla Show
Info: Good thing he doesn't try all those stunts in THIS condition
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/steveocorolla.html

Napoleon Dynamite
Related: Prank Phone Call
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/napoleondynamite-prank1.html

Samuel L Jackson Prank
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/sjackson-prank1.html

Samuel L Jackson Prank 2
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/sjackson-prank2.html

This is a clasic video to watch if you work in an office environment
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/badday.html

Tourettes Weatherman
Info: News anchor has a bad case of tourettes syndrome
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/weatherman.html

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

So how many Hussars Funny stuff Pt3, new stuff everyday thread are you going to start? There are like 3 of them.

 

[evangilder]

And please, one time of posting the jokes.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I went ahead and deleted the other threads I am sure it was an accident, I know I have done that also on accident and I just went behind and deleted it.

 

[102first_hussars]

Im getting new ones right now, I just put the others up for people who havent seen them.

 

[102first_hussars]

"War Is Hell"
Poor guy gets hit by artillery recoil.

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1034

Beavis Butthead CS
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/274464

"BlondeStar"
Saving the world one locked door at a time.
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1265

"Accidental Discharge"
Cop tells kids how dangerous guns are...
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1139

 

[Gnomey]

Nice stuff Hussars but most of it I have seen before in the other threads, why start another one...

And Stewie would kick cartmans butt.

 

[102first_hussars]

Oh what ever, Cartman is a trained sumo wrestler, yes stewie has state of the art weaponary but they never seem to work in his favour.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

that artillery recoil one looks nasty..........

 

[lesofprimus]

I posted that one about a year ago....

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

you actually think i watch all the videos

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont think you pay attention to anything on here.. LOL

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

now that's not true.........

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I was kidding!

 

[cheddar cheese]

He's a lier, he told me that he makes comments even if he hasnt watched them Im just gonna be honest, I barely watch any videos unless they sound particularly intriguing...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

hey i never said that! if someone posts a job-lot of videos i'll watch one or two then comment...........

 

[lesofprimus]

Im just gonna be honest, I barely watch any videos unless they sound particularly intriguing...

Then u probably havent seen an 1/8th of what I have posted then.... I dont really describe my vids when I post em up... Usually the file name is all u get...

You probably missed a bunch of good ones...

 

[cheddar cheese]

I normally watch all yours cos 95% of the time theyre freakin great...

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I have not watched quite a few vids. I will admit it. Its not that I dont want to, it is just that when I am on my computer I am normally doing something else work related or something and I dont have the time to really watch all the vids.

 

[lesofprimus]

Excellent CC, I would never want to see a fellow Admin get cheated when it somes to the good stuff.....