Hussars Funny stuff Pt3, new stuff everyday

Who do you think would Win in a Fight?

  • Eric Cartman From South Park

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  • Stewie From Family Guy

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Tech Sergeant
Oct 3, 2005
Some of these are from my last 2 threads but there is new stuff, the rest is for people who havent seen them

I gotta joke for you It is a St patricksday joke.

These two Irishmen only have enough money for half a Pint
the two pass a meat shop and and buddy has an idea he says to his friend "give me the Pint money" - whatfor? his friend replied,
"just trust me" so buddy runs into the meat shop and buys and 8inch Sausage and leads his friend to the Pub, they order a bunch of beer,
Buddy's friend says? "how the hell are we going to Pay for this ya crazy bastard?"

Buddy has and Idea, he shoves the sausage into his pants opens the zipper and tells his friend to get down on your knees and start suckin, he does, the bartender sees this and is so outraged by this that he boots the two guys out, anyway his friend says "buddy ya crazy bastard did ya break the sausage on your landing?" Buddy says no okay lets try a few more pubs, so they did this same routine for about 12 pubs until Buddys friend said "Ok Ive had enough Im too drunk to carry on and my knees hurt" And Buddy says "How do you think I feel I lost The Sausage About 10 pubs ago"

Funny Stuff in here

These are links to certain clips from Stupid Videos Hilarious Stuff.

"British Attack"

"Russian Bride"

"Evil Penguin"

"Evil Penguin 2"


Heres some more

Annoying phone operator

"Stick Fighting Blooper"

"Bear Fight"
Man gets in a fight with a bear Must See
"Boyz In Da Hood"
Another step backwards for race relations

"Fighter Pilots Rock"
This has to be the coolest job in the world! Must See

"Mexican Midget Rodeo"
Fun times at the Mexican Midget Rodeo

"Why Men Don't Ask for Directions"Must See

A Joke of Mine
A guy goes into a public washroom to take a piss,
he starts pissn when a midget walks beside him to also take a piss,
the guy peaks over and notices
the midget has an extremely large penis, and he asks him
"how do you have such a large penis"
"well you see IM a Leprachaun" the Midget replied
And the Guy ask's "could you make my Penis that Large?"
"Of course I can On one condition ya have to
get down and give me a bl**job" Replies the Midget
So he does it, it takes about 30 seconds to finish,
and the guy asks "So why isnt my Penis getting bigger"?
The Midget starts Giggling, "what" the Guy said,

"I cant believe you actually thought I was a Leprachaun

Courtesy of PISIS

"Karate Kid"
This Marine is ready to take on the Cobra Kai and prove that he's the best around.

"Army Gollum"
Gollum questions the Army's concern for his well-being - An instant classic!

"Worst Singer In The World"
This guy actually thinks he's good!

"Airman Dance"
This airman sends off a jet in style.

"Beer Gut Tumble"
I'm too sexy for my shirt .. and too drunk to walk.[/b]

Courtesy Of Gnomey
"Ultimate Can Crusher"
It's great when kids start recycling at such a young age.

Here is a saying...

Procastination is like masterbation. Whatever you do you are still f*cking yourself.

Heres Mine
Heres a Saying......

Its the mans Obligation to stick his B*neration in the woman's S*paration to increase the Population of the younger Generation.

"Big Black Guy Named Ben"

Guide To The UK, British and Americans might get pissed by this one, but hey all in good fun.

Leprachaun Public Washroom.

Steve-O Drunk On Adam Corolla Show
Info: Good thing he doesn't try all those stunts in THIS condition

Napoleon Dynamite
Related: Prank Phone Call

Samuel L Jackson Prank

Samuel L Jackson Prank 2

This is a clasic video to watch if you work in an office environment

Tourettes Weatherman
Info: News anchor has a bad case of tourettes syndrome
I went ahead and deleted the other threads I am sure it was an accident, I know I have done that also on accident and I just went behind and deleted it.
Oh what ever, Cartman is a trained sumo wrestler, yes stewie has state of the art weaponary but they never seem to work in his favour.
He's a lier, he told me that he makes comments even if he hasnt watched them ;) Im just gonna be honest, I barely watch any videos unless they sound particularly intriguing...
hey i never said that! if someone posts a job-lot of videos i'll watch one or two then comment...........
I have not watched quite a few vids. I will admit it. Its not that I dont want to, it is just that when I am on my computer I am normally doing something else work related or something and I dont have the time to really watch all the vids.

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