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"I think having a single seater is a bit like masturbation. Alone. I'd want some huge crate like a Lanc or a Halibag I could cart all my mates round in too, so we could all have a good time!"
And having a huge one, a multi-seater with different positions for a "good time" with one's mates sounds a bit like a gay orgy.
I'm just saying.
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I'd have a Beaufighter. Not only are the awesome looking planes, they are much rarer and less well known than a Spitfire or Mustang (admittedly, I would miss out on the Merlin engine note). Would have to have rockets fitted, and a shark's mouth too.