Is Spitfire really the BEST British fighter???

[plan_D]

Wait a second, lads. I just need to get the popcorn, keep your guns holstered for the moment.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

hang on which argument are you on about??

 

[plan_D]

...do I have to know? I just know one is brewing...I can taste it, like I can taste this Stella...mmm...I'm sorry, what were you saying?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

but why is it RG is always a part of the arguments we have.............

 

[plan_D]

Because he likes to irritate people? Because he's American? Because he's American? Because he's American? Because he's a twat? Because he's a tit? Because he resembles Hitler's left testicle? Because...he likes to be a part of the arguments we have? Because he doesn't like you? Because I don't like you?

I don't know!

If anyone takes offence to all that...calm down!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Whatever pills you're on, I want a few.

 

[plan_D]

I'm not on pills <twitch> I don't do any kind of dr...<twitch> drugs...this is just all my co...co...common..th...th <twitch> thought.
I'll have you...erm...erh...arh, god <twitch> KNOW!!...that I...am very...very...


...oh, god I forgot what I'm talking about...

 

[Nonskimmer]

They say beer is good for those annoying bouts of dementia.
Or maybe it was the cause of them, I can't remember.

 

[plan_D]

To beer! The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

Beer, holiday in can! It's liquid bread it's GOOD for you! Who's up for a liquid lunch?

 

[Nonskimmer]

I'll have the barley soup, with a beer!

 

[evangilder]

Beer, the real vitamin B!

 

[plan_D]

Beer, I really love it. I could kiss and hug it but I'd rather chug it.

 

[DAVIDICUS]

The Lancaster may smell like ass, but after a few beers, she smells like ass. Wait, ... what did I just say?

Give me another beer.

 

[plan_D]

I don't know, you seem to have an unhealthy infatuation with the Lancaster...I think you've had enough.

Mine all mine...Skimmer and his twin can have one too.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Thanks buddy! I love ya man!

I'll um...take the couch.

 

[plan_D]

Wow, you must really be drunk...the couch looks nothing like a chick, but oh k...whatever floats yah boat...

 

[Nonskimmer]

:-"

 

[plan_D]

Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1389.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Because he likes to irritate people? Because he's American? Because he's American? Because he's American? Because he's a twat? Because he's a tit? Because he resembles Hitler's left testicle? Because...he likes to be a part of the arguments we have? Because he doesn't like you? Because I don't like you?

I don't know!

If anyone takes offence to all that...calm down!

Propably because he likes to irritate people in a way to get a rise out of them.

 

[DAVIDICUS]

No, that's me.