Kill the post above yours

[cheddar cheese]

KP duly dispatches him for six...

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Matt308]

Can't shoot down a UFO with No.7 shot.

 

[Desert Fox]

Of course not, but Will Smith can...

 

[Matt308]

With these the man cannot possibly concentrate to shoot straight.

 

[Desert Fox]

The only weapon known to man able to withstand such pleasures...

 

[Matt308]

Ban gay marriage. Thus they cannot reproduce.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

if you think they can re-produce when they are married then you need to go back to school, and quick!

 

[Matt308]

Your wisdom ruined the thread again Lanc.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i'm beggining to hate the breasts animation, it took me half an hour to read this page

 

[Matt308]

 

[Chief]

Those aint rulers.

 

[Matt308]

And those nuns died. Didn't you read about the bus full of nuns holding babies in their arms that went off the cliff?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff will soon solve that problem.......

 

[Gnomey]

Remove the trampoline whilst they are in the air = no trampoline = splat...

 

[Matt308]

Throw the kids out the window of the bus so the trampoline won't work.

 

[Desert Fox]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Superman, here to save those children and perhaps the nuns if he's up to it.

 

[Matt308]

Ofcourse only Kryptonite can stop Superman.

 

[Desert Fox]

What ho? A geologist, here to survey the rock and take it away for scientific tests!

 

[Matt308]

A thief steals the geologists kryptonite!