Kill the post above yours

[Matt308]

Mother Nature? Destroy the planet! Build a Death Star!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

the only known remedy for a death star, an X-wing with proton torpedos!

one thing that bugged me about the scene in the trench, when the Y-wing's try it, why couldn't the rear gunners shoot at the attacking Tie fighters?

 

[lesofprimus]

Very good question Lanc, one that I have asked many times before...

Electromagnetic Pulse takes out the entire Division of X-Wings with one triggered device...

 

[Matt308]

Absolute pacifism. There is no good war guys. Not even in self defense. The pacifists would prevent you, Les, from developing your inherently evil device.

 

[lesofprimus]

Take these pacifists here:

Hypnotize all of them...

And suggest that they are all war mongering heathens that ask their wife if they can go poopy....

 

[lesofprimus]

Now that was funny lol...

 

[Matt308]

Yes. That was F'ing funny. LMFAO.

However, I will addle your mind with Sleepytime Tea. The drink of pacifist champions worldwide. Long haired hippy, social programs for every puke, save the fat chick whales, drive rickshaw gas saving feminist Greenpeace Granolas unite!!!!

No more hipnotism from those who actually hold jobs.

 

[Matt308]

...and God I love your avatar!

 

[k9kiwi]

No doubt God says thank you Matt.

And quietly wishes HE had invented Marines.

 

[Matt308]

 

[lesofprimus]

Box of sleepy tyme tea??? Easy....

 

[Desert Fox]

Chuck Norris=utter and total destruction. Why? Because Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

 

[Matt308]

...and how the hell do you guys get those vid clips to attach. I get them in email, but cannot figure out how to save and clip them in other the single picture format. Insight?

Chuck Norris. Please. His cryptonite is Christy Brinkley of course.

 

[lesofprimus]

They arent vid clips but .gif files, and u upload them just like u do a regular .jpg...

Remember Christie Brinkly in NAtional Lampoons Vacation??? Dammit she was hot....

Anyways, the only that can do her in????

Father Time of course...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

a philosopher, after all, what is time, does it really exist?

 

[k9kiwi]

Here, have a black hole to bend your time.

 

[Gnomey]

Plug the hole

 

[Desert Fox]

Burn baby, BUUUURRN!!!

 

[k9kiwi]

Prevent burns

Use SPF 60

 

[pbfoot]

bigger whole in the ozone layer