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A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a "tiger" wants a fur graft.
Dennis Smith is tattooed from head to toe with orange and black stripes and his teeth have been filed to needle point.
He has also had latex whiskers implanted and surgery to his lips so he has a permanent snarl. He now wants a surgeon to graft tiger fur on to his skin, like a perma-wig.
Mr Smith, who has changed his name by deed poll to Cat Man, said: "I have a collection of old tiger pelts from the days of hunting. I want these grafted on to me. It will cost another $100,000 but will be worth it.
"When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in life."
His fingernails have been crafted into sharp talons while his hands have tattooed markings like a tiger's paws. He says he feels like a tiger.
The short back-and-sides he sported at the University Of California has been replaced with a long orange mane. He has also swapped his glasses for green contact lenses.
He holds down a £80,000-a-year computer programming job which enables him to fund the surgery, the Daily Record reports.
He admitted: "Of course people stare at me when I walk down the street but that's the effect I desire. For so long I have equated myself with the tiger that I decided to change myself into one.
"It's the real me. So many men cross-dress without their partners knowing, or dress up and play cowboys or civil war soldiers at weekends. Me, I'm a tiger all the time and I love it. I had my first tattoos done 20 years ago around my eyes and now my whole body is one pastiche of stripes and shading. I am really proud of it all."
A few years ago we had a guy with all the iron work through his face sent down by personnel for on the job training he lasted less than 2 hours all our control equipment cubical's have exposed terminals and we told them that his face in the wrong place could crash a train.
It would be interesting to see the effect on some of those guys when placed on a mag lev track at least they would know which bits where ferrous or nonferrous (painful if your Prince Albert took off at 200kph and the rest stayed still tho)
.A few years ago we had a guy with all the iron work through his face sent down by personnel for on the job training he lasted less than 2 hours all our control equipment cubical's have exposed terminals and we told them that his face in the wrong place could crash a train.
It would be interesting to see the effect on some of those guys when placed on a mag lev track at least they would know which bits where ferrous or nonferrous (painful if your Prince Albert took off at 200kph and the rest stayed still tho)
As I always tell my sons. Someone has to be at the bottom of the bell curve. For these people find nobility in cleaning toilets. And rightly so.
Except the mayor would be demanding equal pay with the upper end of the bell curve.