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I swear that I could not make this stuff up if I tried:
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she required medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours.
Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amounted to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal. Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.
Attorney Jim McAfee's claims his client was forced to undergo a cesarean section to remove the cell phone because of the atypical shape of her pelvis and had no insurance at the time. A Samsung spokesman said that they would not comment on this case at this moment but explained that an out-of-court settlement was still an option on the table.
"I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare," she told Judge Andrew Peterson in tears.
"Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals" Salma Briant's lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Remember.....it's doesn't matter where you live,or the language you speak, they live among us
They procreate
And, they vote
Check the warning labels. If it doesn't say not too you might have a case. Take this example:sticking a mobile phone up my pooper
Anytime a story starts off with" a 20 year old man arrived at the emergency room complaining of rectal pain" you know it's not going anywhere good.Check the warning labels. If it doesn't say not too you might have a case. Take this example:
A 20-year-old man arrived at the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. Abdominal films revealed a radiopaque object in the lower rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass.
Upon questioning, the patient said that he had been fooling around with a close friend. After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet up the wall while his friend poured the slurry through a funnel into his rectum.
Under general anesthesia, the mass was delivered without incident. Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12x7x5cm and weighing 275g. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen revealing a white plastic ping-pong ball--the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray.
The cement was an attempt to retrieve a ping pong ball! Blood alcohol level was negative. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.
This was not a genuine news item but just another piece of junk news from WNDR, whose disclaimer notes that the site's content is "satirical" and "fictional."
Yeah, I'm wondering if this is not fake. Too many of these kind of stories around on the internet.
Edit:
And I'm right. Your falling for fake news againmikewint
FACT CHECK: Did a Woman Sue Samsung After Her Cellphone Got Stuck in Her Vagina?
You guys should know better than believing things on the social web.