Military Rules

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  1. Hunter368

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    US Marine Corps Rules:

    1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
    3. Have a plan.
    4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
    5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
    6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start
    with a "4." (That just shows good sense.)
    7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life
    is expensive.
    8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (lateral
    diagonal preferred.)
    9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
    10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
    11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
    12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
    tactics. They will only remember who lived.
    13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention
    to shoot.


    Navy SEALS Rules:

    1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
    2. Kill every living thing within view.
    3. Adjust Speedo.
    4. Check hair in mirror.


    US Army Rangers Rules:

    1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
    2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
    3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
    4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
    5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


    US Army Rules:

    1. Select a new beret to wear.
    2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
    3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.


    US Air Force Rules:

    1. Have a cocktail.
    2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
    3. See what's on HBO.
    4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
    5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint
    presentation.
    6. Wine dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD defense industry executives.
    7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
    8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
    9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.


    US Navy Rules:

    1. Go to Sea.
    2. Drink Coffee.
    3. Deploy the Marines


    Sniper Rule:

    1. One shot, one kill.
     
  2. Screaming Eagle

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    very good, where did you get all of this from?
     
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    Interesting stuff...
     
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    I do remember walking 50 miles etc as in the "Ranger Rules"...some memories. :lol:
     
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    Good chuckle.
     
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    Very funny and a bit of truth in them.
     
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