I know, right? You'd think we were like pre-1914 England or something.
Oh, not quite, not yet anyway. Great Britain mastered subjugation on a global scale quite unlike any other master race, self declared or otherwise. The USA has a long way to go before it ever matches the scope and size of the British Empire. To begin with, it has to sort out its obvious internal differences.
Also, I hope you guys realise that I made these comments with my tongue firmly planted in cheek! (being American, you might need that pointed out to you...)