King Jong at the construction site of another Glorious Leader temple to be built in his name. He is discussing widening the road to his statue with his top generals and propaganda minister(to his immediate right) so that more worshippers can attend the pilgrimage to honour their great leader.
Propaganda minister: "but great comrade leader the additional cost to widen the road will mean we will have to export more food and there will be less food to feed the people including those that are expected to build the road. Starvation amongst the peope will be become more rampant."
King Jong: "Haven't you heard the famous phrase comrade Minister, let them eat cake?"
"Two guys and a duck walk into a bar, The first guy says, "How come you walk like a duck?', and the second guy says "Because the Great leader does also!" (Gales of laughter!)Badum bum!
"Blond walks into a bar with a poodle under her arm. Bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs into this bar". The blond say's "I'll have you know that this is a pure-breed Poodle!" And the bartender says, "I was talking to the Poodle!"