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Greg Boeser said:
This past weekend was the company picnic. The bosses handed out awards to honor employees that have made important contributions to the company.
Highest Sales, Most New Clients, Most Improved Performance, etc.
I got the award for most excuses.
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I won a PIP. Performance Improvement Plan. I pick it up from HR tomorrow.
I hope it's not a bottle of Viagra.
 
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