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cherry blossom
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- 556
- Apr 23, 2007
A divine healer in a church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front."
With that, Henry got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, "Henry, what do you want me to pray for you?"
Henry replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Pastor put one finger of one hand on Henry's ear, placed his other hand on top of Henry's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "Henry, how is your hearing now?"
Henry answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday at the High Court."
With that, Henry got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, "Henry, what do you want me to pray for you?"
Henry replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Pastor put one finger of one hand on Henry's ear, placed his other hand on top of Henry's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "Henry, how is your hearing now?"
Henry answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday at the High Court."
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A collection of old comments about the joke called TSA.
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"At Some Point Doesn't Common Sense Prevail?" – This is T
Common Sense: incompatible with Zero Tolerance.
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Airline Insecurity -- a Symptom of a Worse Disease – This is True
Some weeks after terrorists turned several of our airliners into guided missiles, I flew -- and got to experience our greatly "improved" security.
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After 9/11: Flying the Friendly Skies – This is True
Exactly six weeks after terrorists turned several of our airliners into guided missiles, I flew again.
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Alex Smart
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- Oct 25, 2018
Is the price $6,050 dollars or $6.05 dollars ?
MiTasol
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It was an advert on Arsebook Marketplace. I am not an Arsebook member so I do not know. $6,050 is about US$4,000.00
Given that used books are often far more expensive than new ones on bookfinder.com that price did not surprise me though.
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