Quotes and Jokes (10 Viewers)

[SaparotRob]

Let two non-zero variables, (a) and (b), be equal to each other:
(a = b)
· Multiply both sides by (a):
(a^2 = ab)
· Subtract b^2 from both sides:
a^2 - b^2=ab - b^2
· Factor both sides:
(a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)
· Divide both sides by ((a - b)):
(a + b = b)
· Substitute (a) with (b) (since (a = b)):
(b + b = b)
(2b = b)
· Divide both sides by (b):
(2 = 1)
· Add 1 to both sides:
(3 = 2)
· Substitute ((1 + 1)) back in for 2:
(3 = 1 + 1)
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As long as I don't have to figure out which train gets where first.

 

[Lucky13]

As long as I don't have to figure out which train gets where first.

The beer train?

 

[SaparotRob]

Remember bar cars?

 

[Lucky13]

Remember bar cars?

Somewhat....

 

[andy1967]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Tube of magnetic bearing grease.

 

[Lucky13]

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Tube of magnetic bearing grease.

In Sweden, an eyemeasure, comes as small, medium and large....

 

[special ed]

I remember: Red oil for the lantern, get ten yards of flight line, bring the hangar apron, clean the props with propwash, and on it goes.

 

[buffnut453]

The old RAF staples were sending newbies to get either a long stand or a set of sky hooks.

 

[andy1967]

The old RAF staples were sending newbies to get either a long stand or a set of sky hooks.

When I started work in a local Engineering factory one of the bosses would ask the newbies for a left handed hammer or sky hooks. How many thousandths in an inch was a popular question aswell.

 

[special ed]

We processed microfilm at our lab, and on occasion someone would come in and ask us to turn the film over as a new operator filmed the documents upside down.

 

[EwenS]

In the RN newbies were sent to the engine room to ask for a bucket of steam, or to look for the "golden rivet" hammered into the keel!!!

 

[Wurger]