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Freeking "sovereign citizens" (those who think the law does not apply to them) are a pest in Aus as well. We currently have hundreds of cops searching bush in Victoria for one who killed two cops and severely wounded a third, just because he could.

Cut off all their welfare should be the first action the government takes against these oxygen stealers.

Better still, Jedburg was a major reaver centre. Reave them (that is where the word bereaved comes from).
 
There a lots of jokes, many based on fact, about how dangerous the Australian wildlife is but one bird that is seldom mentioned is a very common and real menace - the magpie.

This sort of sign is common in many cities and towns at this time of year - note what you must protect



Today's video news includes Cyclist captures moment magpie steals earphone from ear

As mentioned at the end of that story most cyclists, and many pedestrians at this time of year, wear helmets that are covered in cable ties to protect themselves. What was not covered is that they take out a number of peoples eyes each year. The greenies say feed them and they will not attack you. Bulldust. We fed the one that caused this.
 
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