Quotes and Jokes (6 Viewers)

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Back before the interstate highways, a trucker was feeling hungry. He saw a diner ahead and stopped. On the special board was the special...Vegetable Soup with Meat.
The trucker ordered the special with a cup of Joe.
SWAT!
The waitress soon brought a big steaming bowl and a cup of Joe.
The trucker looked at the soup and saw a fly in it.
He told the waitress, "There is a fly in my soup!"
The waitress told the truck driver, "That is the meat."
 
The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice. Ironically, their virtues make them vulnerable; they are often wounded, sometimes destroyed.

Ernest Hemingway, author and journalist, 1954 Nobel laureate (21 July 1899 - July 2 1961)

He was a WW1 veteran and won a medal for rescuing some Italian troops and a front line war correspondent during the Spanish Civil War and WW2. Just before D-day Hemingway sustained a severe head-wound that required 57 stitches. Still suffering symptoms of the concussion he accompanied troops to the Normandy landings wearing a large head bandage. The military treated him as "precious cargo" and he was not allowed ashore.
 
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The same could be said for Ernie Pyle who was killed in the Pacific reporting.
 

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