Yeah, that one has been circulating for a while. I had it posted on a wall in my office at my last job. Sometimes it was easy to just point to it and say "Read and heed". hehe
Yes, I only heard a piece of it, basically mid-shift combined with bored airfield cops. They were always getting into some kind of trouble. Not a whole lot to do at that time of night.
"Gee, Willy, do you think I can make it underneath there..."