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[k9kiwi]

The ultimate Christamas gift.

Glow in the Dark gifts Ltd.

Maybe they could improve the angle a bit by offering a free Geiger counter with a 12 pack.

 

[Matt308]

Polonium. Now you too can poison your hated friends and Scotland Yard will never find out.

 

[Gnomey]

For Christmas I give you a chavless land thanks to my Polonium and Glow in the Dark Gifts Ltd