Some women shouldn't be allowed to bear children...

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  1. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

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    Greetings ladies and gentlemen.

    While I was surfing on Howard Stern's website, I fell on that news...

    FOXNews.com - Aunt Pleaded in 911 Call for Help in Saving Sick Niece From Religious Mother - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

    It somehow reminded me of an old joke... There was a very religious man swimming in the ocean after his boat has sunk. After a few minutes, an other man in a boat arrived to pick him up but the man in the water denied to climb on the boat saying : "God will save me !" So the rescuer went away. A few minutes later, an helicopter arrived to rescue him but he still declined the offer saying : "God will save me !", then a submarine arrived to rescue him but he declined the offer again saying : "God will save me !" So he drowned and went in Heaven. Arrived in Heaven, he met God and asked him : "Why didn't you save me ?" God answered : "I sent you a boat, an helicopter and a submarine... What the f*ck did you want ?"

    That mother is as stupid as the man in my story.
     
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    'God helps those who help themselves' - the NIV Bible;
    'Trust in God but tie up your camel' - Old Persian saying
     
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    Yeah, like Hillary Clinton's mother.

    TO
     
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    Absolutely! Great saying.
     
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    And for the naysayers, let that be a lesson that the Iranians HAVE contributed to society.
     
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