The Germans ought to come up with "Messerschnapps" and do a reverse campaign.
Think of the marketing at the next airshow!
"Herr Schnapps, not 'Tommy' Schnaps!"
"You are ordered to bomb, not GET bombed, dummkopf!"
Instead, we get:
I like good humor, and Kent IS near France or Wales ... depending on how close "near" is and whether or not a water crossing affects the "near" part. Depending on definition, the moon could be "near" or "far," and one of the guys seems to be looking upward.
My favourite is the "Downed all over Kent..." one. Nearly wet myself first time I read that. The odd twerp has tried to do them for racism which just adds to the hilarity.