Stegasaour is Jurrasic (1 Viewer)

The Basket · May 3, 2021

Stegosaurus is Jurrasic.
T-rex is Cretaceous.

So it should be Cretaceous Park not Jurrasic Park so Hollywood lied to you

So if you see a child playing with a Steg and a T-rex toy, quickly take them off him and tell them not to be so anachronistic.

It's for there own good.

Stegosaour is my favourite dinosaur by the way.

Snautzer01 · May 3, 2021

Step away from the glue. The fumes are getting to you.

Geedee · May 26, 2021

I had a one-eyed Dinosaur...

Called him a Doyathinkhesawrus

I'll get me coat

Thumpalumpacus · May 26, 2021

The Basket said:
Stegosaurus is Jurrasic.
T-rex is Cretaceous.

So it should be Cretaceous Park not Jurrasic Park so Hollywood lied to you

So if you see a child playing with a Steg and a T-rex toy, quickly take them off him and tell them not to be so anachronistic.

It's for there own good.

Stegosaour is my favourite dinosaur by the way.

Velociraptor is also Cretaceous.

But I don't think Hollywood lied at all; businessmen will name a park any damned thing they please, even "the Magic Kingdom" and such.

Triceratops is my favorite dino. Built like a tank, as heavy as a tank, and able to gut a T. Rex. Now if only it had the tail-armament of a stego or or ankylosaurus to check six. I bet it could still do a fierce leg-sweep, though.

SaparotRob · May 26, 2021

You'd have to increase the nose armor as well.

vikingBerserker · May 26, 2021

But wouldn't that change his COG?????

Thumpalumpacus · May 26, 2021

SaparotRob said:
You'd have to increase the nose armor as well.

If you lose the Thagomizer, the CoG goes nose-forward and you're good all the same.

GrauGeist · May 26, 2021

T-Rex has always been my favorite, but for aquatic terrors, my favorite is the Mosasaur (late Cretaceous period).
They have a specimen in Canada that's 43 feet long, but estimate that they could have reached well over 50 feet!

Thumpalumpacus · May 27, 2021

GrauGeist said:
T-Rex has always been my favorite, but for aquatic terrors, my favorite is the Mosasaur (late Cretaceous period).
They have a specimen in Canada that's 43 feet long, but estimate that they could have reached well over 50 feet!

Pfft, how many torpedoes could they carry?

SaparotRob · May 27, 2021

vikingBerserker said:
But wouldn't that change his COG?????

I was trying to compensate for increased tail weaponry. I never get this stuff right.

GrauGeist · May 27, 2021

Thumpalumpacus said:
Pfft, how many torpedoes could they carry?

Who needed torpedoes when you had a mouth full of 3 inch (not including the roots) sharp, pointy things?

Thumpalumpacus · May 27, 2021

GrauGeist said:
Who needed torpedoes when you had a mouth full of 3 inch (not including the roots) sharp, pointy things?

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You've still got a long run-in!

GrauGeist · May 27, 2021

By the way, notice the extra set of teeth in the back of the Mosasaur's mouth - once in, nothing's getthing out.

Life back in those days must have been scary as hell.

Thumpalumpacus · May 27, 2021

GrauGeist said:
By the way, notice the extra set of teeth in the back of the Mosasaur's mouth - once in, nothing's getthing out.

Life back in those days must have been scary as hell.

No doubt they were badass. But they're not gonna catch many ankylosaurs!

Graeme · May 27, 2021

I did not know that.

Jurassic Park noises 'tortoises mating'

Thumpalumpacus · May 27, 2021

Graeme said:
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I may have an infringement case here.

Greyman · May 27, 2021

The Basket said:
So if you see a child playing with a Steg and a T-rex toy, quickly take them off him and tell them not to be so anachronistic.

The timeframes involved are tough to wrap your head around.

The line I always liked was; 'A Tyrannosaurus had a better chance of seeing a Justin Bieber concert than a Stegosaurus.'

at6 · May 27, 2021

Ah yes. I remember riding my Stegosaurus to school. If mating tortoise sounds are what your neighbors hear at night, they should ask you to move very far away.

The Basket · May 27, 2021

A Stegosaurus has a small brain.
And they said it was too small a brain to function.
The internet has shown that you don't need a brain to function.

A local safari park has a dinosaur park and it's very popular. Just large plastic representative dinos but it's more popular than the living animals!

So the appeal of dinosaurs is universal.

So I have no problems believing a park full of real dinos would be a huge success.

Although I would stick with the plant eaters. Not sure of the logic of making a T Rex.

Although the idea of weaponising dinosaurs doesn't make any sense.

Why would you give a velociraptor a morning star? It's not going to end well.

True story Bro...F-22 was called Raptor after Jurrasic Park.

Airframes · May 27, 2021

Living with real dinosaurs isn't that great, believe me - my town is full of them !

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