The Cycle of Life (1 Viewer)

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I think the cycle of life is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
Ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way - because this getting old sucks!

Anyone think this is a better idea?

Ali :lol: :lol:
 
NO !

~ personally I don't mind at all being a rowdy, long red haired hippie at 53. I wouldn't go back to Nam if you paid me millions when I was younger and the idiotic days of heavy dope which should tell you folk smokin the dobbie to quit right now .........

besides I'm not going to die anyway, I'll outlive you all 8)
 
you would or you wouldn't ? somehow being divided up into cells does not excite me .......
 
as long as I will not revert to this ........
 

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Erich said:
NO !

~ personally I don't mind at all being a rowdy, long red haired hippie at 53. I wouldn't go back to Nam if you paid me millions when I was younger and the idiotic days of heavy dope which should tell you folk smokin the dobbie to quit right now .........

besides I'm not going to die anyway, I'll outlive you all 8)
Just think..... You would go to Nam when it was all the heavy sh*t going down and it would only get better. You would start off smokin heavy dope but your habit would get less and less until your lungs clear right up. :lol: :lol:

Ali :lol: :lol:
 
I think Allison is on a role ...............

watch out !

wait everyone in England under Tony Blair is a spore ?, toadstool and a shrum ?
 
Erich said:
I think Allison is on a role ...............

watch out !

wait everyone in England under Tony Blair is a spore ?, toadstool and a shrum ?
ME!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Don't let the red hair confuse you. I'm a pu$$y cat really.:lol:

I'm just waiting for someone to ask what an orgasm is. :lol: :lol:

Ali

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