The Person Below Me (TPBM)

[at6]

Oh hell no !!!!!!!!!!!!! If it's not real meat it's binned.
TPBM wants an 800lb wife.

 

[at6]

I might but, are there actually any K cars still IN existence?

TPBM is an opera fan

To answer the question, I still drive a 1986 Dodge Aries SE.
TPBM is drooling over it.

 

[Bucksnort101]

Just a little

TPBM doesn't think and 800lb wife would fit in that car.

 

[N4521U]

Oh? Wyt try to replicate what's already there. Besides, beef IS vegan!

TPBM is trying to work that out!

 

[Peter Gunn]

Easily done, BEEF (Cows) are strictly vegan, ergo as the cow has already done the heavy lifting on eating vegetables, consuming cow is the purest form of vegan.

TPBM however, has trouble deciding if they like bacon or not.

 

[SaparotRob]

No, I can't decide if I I like bacon or back bacon (Canadian bacon) better. TPBM has definite opinions on this.

 

[Peter Gunn]

BACON. Nicht back bacon.

Anything else is just thinly sliced ham.

TPBM misses "discussions" on the P-39.