The Person Below Me (TPBM)

[Peter Gunn]

As long as it's pizza or fried chicken.

TPBM can explain Pythagorean Theorem...

 

[ARTESH]

What the hell is that? Never heard of it!!!

TPBM, [no idea what to write...]

 

[Greg Boeser]

As long as it's pizza or fried chicken.

TPBM can explain Pythagorean Theorem...

No, I can't!
And neither can my daughter's math teacher! Gonna have words with the headmaster tonight.

TPBM is a P-51 fanboi.

 

[Peter Gunn]

You put that in just for me didn't you? Guilty as charged, total fanboi...

TPBM knows all about fish farming...

 

[N4521U]

Isn't it Phish Pharming? and that...... is an illegal activity!
Someone has been doing That to our Telcos causing Big problems.

TPBM has been caught out by phishing.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Almost.
When I was in college, I tried to supplement my income by offering my services as a tutor. A guy contacted me about tutoring his daughter.
I told him how much I charged and he replied that was acceptable. Then he mentioned that he was currently overseas, but would send me a large sum by money order, if I could deposit it and forward the remainder to a collegue.
That's when I spit the hook.

TPBM once owned a AMC Pacer.

 

[N4521U]

DOH

 

[Peter Gunn]

^^^ Is that an admission of guilt?

 

[Bucksnort101]

Almost.
When I was in college, I tried to supplement my income by offering my services as a tutor. A guy contacted me about tutoring his daughter.
I told him how much I charged and he replied that was acceptable. Then he mentioned that he was currently overseas, but would send me a large sum by money order, if I could deposit it and forward the remainder to a collegue.
That's when I spit the hook.

TPBM once owned a AMC Pacer.

Nope, not me, but my buddy did. Plan was to put a Chevy 350 in where the back seats resided. Good thing that never came to fruition.

TPBM once had a 1970's era Ford Pinto explode on then

 

[SaparotRob]

No, it was an '89 Escort GT and I wanted to fit a 289 into it. I said it was "da bomb", not exploded. It was TPBM who blew up a Pinto.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Not exactly. But I crushed a parked Mustang II like a beer can when I side swiped it with my parents' '73 Gran Torino station wagon one snowy night. My date was not impressed.

TPBM owns several exotic pets.

 

[N4521U]

^^^ Is that an admission of guilt?

No, just WTF am I doing Here?

 

[SaparotRob]

"Looking for a tiny part that rolled off the workbench into this thread?" wondered TPBM.

 

[at6]

No. TPBM wants to buy every K car still in existence.

 

[Peter Gunn]

I might but, are there actually any K cars still IN existence?

TPBM is an opera fan

 

[Bucksnort101]

Figaro, figaro, figaro, figaNO I'm not a fan.

TPBM only experience with opera is when Elmer Fudd sang "Kill da Wabbit"

 

[N4521U]

No, but an Uncow waised wabbits for fur and food! Tastes like chicken.

TPBM is a Wabbit fan!

 

[Bucksnort101]

Have had both domestic and wild wabbit, domestic is much better.

TPBM thinks that since some exotic and other foods taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken?

 

[SaparotRob]

"Don't like chicken." TPBM might answer.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Yup. Tastes fowl.
TPBM prefers vegan steaks.