The person below me (TPBM)

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Nov 19, 2006

Damn how did you know that! I dont remember seeing you at the party!

TPBM does not realize how drunk I was when that happened, but somehow the thought of it turns them on.

Gnomey · Nov 19, 2006

Nope

TPBM is always as drunk as Chris was or on the way to being that drunk...

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Nov 19, 2006

Nope because I am the TPBY and I am not that drunk that often.

TPBM is drunk way to much.

102first_hussars · Nov 19, 2006

I havnt been drunk in almost a year now, last christmas to be exact.........holy shit im about due for another one

TPBM is under the drinking age

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Nov 19, 2006

Nope and have not been since I was 16.

TPBM is confused now.

Desert Fox · Nov 19, 2006

so...confused...can't....form...proper...sentence....*head explodes*
TPBM has never seen an episode of Monty Python

Matt308 · Nov 20, 2006

I've seen every d@mn one and love them all. {Is you wife a go'er, eh?}

TPBM has colitis.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Nov 22, 2006

Naw but sometimes I wonder if I do....

TPBM has testicular retraction.

Matt308 · Nov 22, 2006

Only when I step into the cold shower.

TPBM has droopy balls.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Nov 22, 2006

When its hot...fucking Iraq Hot!!!!

TPBM has no balls...

Matt308 · Nov 22, 2006

Not that sad christmas afternoon with the begging lady.

TPBM has yelled at his wife over a vegetable.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Nov 22, 2006

Not yet, she is not home from school yet...

TPBM does not realize how pissed off I am right now.

Matt308 · Nov 22, 2006

Oh yeah I do. Been there. I remember one time I asked my wife to get condensed milk for a casserole I was making. 40 minutes into the process she came home with condensed milk. SWEETENED condensed milk. Boy was I pissed.

TPBM does most of the cooking in the house.

Desert Fox · Nov 22, 2006

Not really, but i can make a mean bowl of 2 minute noodles.

TPBM takes 5 minutes to make two minute noodles.

Gnomey · Nov 23, 2006

Yes, got to open the packet, prepare to put them in the microwave etc...

TPBM can't make 2 minute noodles...

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Nov 23, 2006

Yeah I can, but I choose not to, because I really enjoy cooking and yes I do do a lot of the cooking because my wife comes home later than me because she does not get home from the university till later.

TPBM does not know how to cook at all and that is a shame...

cheddar cheese · Nov 23, 2006

I can give it a jolly good go, and often get tempted to just experiment with stuf...but id make such a mess.

loomaluftwaffe · Nov 23, 2006

TPBM can't even cook eggs

Matt308 · Nov 24, 2006

Nope. I do all the cooking in the house. Its cathartic.

TPBM thinks the US celebration of Thanksgiving has grown into a mass marketing ploy to just go shopping for Christmas early.

the lancaster kicks ass · Nov 25, 2006

isn't that what all "holidays" and special occasions are about these days?

TPBM doesn't know what a flap jack is....................

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