The person below me (TPBM)

• Nov 29, 2006

• #601

the lancaster kicks ass

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Dec 20, 2003

as a general rule i try to avoid peanut butter......

TPBM admires their muscles in mirrors.........

 

• Nov 29, 2006

• #602

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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Use too. I was a big time gym rat - weight lifter in my earlier days.

TPBM thinks birds are just flying vermin.

 

• Nov 29, 2006

• #603

the lancaster kicks ass

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Dec 20, 2003

that's no way to speak about women...

TPBM has shot a bird... of either variety

 

• Nov 29, 2006

• #604

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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Yes I have. But only when flustered.

TPBM rarely cuts their toenails.

 

• Nov 29, 2006

• #605

cheddar cheese

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Jan 9, 2004

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Why cut them, when they get long enough I just rip them down to size...

TPBM cuts their fingernails...

 

• Nov 29, 2006

• #606

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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Yep. Can't even stand a little growth.

TPBM bites their fingernails. {Might as well be picking their nose with thier tongues}

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #607

102first_hussars

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Only cuz my @ss is too hard to reach


TPBM is jealous of someone or something or pitties me because i cant think of anything witty or pretty to say

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #608

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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I pitty you but for other reasons.

TPBM pitties Hussars too.

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #609

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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Sure why not. A cup of pitty for everyone.

TPBM loves the Christmas season.

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #610

cheddar cheese

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Jan 9, 2004

WSM, England

I dont mind it, but when the Christmas season starts in September it begins to lose its magic Actually most of the time I hate it

TPBM wants to touch a hallway.

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #611

Matt308

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I'm not even sure what you said. Touch a hallway?

TPBM will explain CCs statement.

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #612

cheddar cheese

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No, no-one will explain it. I didnt know what else to put, its just random

TPBM is contemplating the consequences of touching a hallway,

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #613

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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No its obvious it will leave finger smudges. I know. I've seen my boys do it.

TPBM has climbed up the door jambs using his feet to exert leverage. [much to his Mum's chagrine]

 

• Nov 30, 2006

• #614

Pisis

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Nov 3, 2004

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Hell, I'm glad I did not get that!

TPBM likes to do bum-bum in another man anus.

 

• Dec 1, 2006

• #615

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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No I am not like TPAM (The Person Above Me)

TPBM is also like the TPAM.

 

• Dec 1, 2006

• #616

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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No thankyou. No coitus in the roitus for me.

TPBM has used Astroglide.

 

• Dec 1, 2006

• #617

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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Once or twice, but in a woman...besides I prefer Trojan Warming Lube...

TPBM is now looking up Trojan Warming Lube on the web.

 

• Dec 1, 2006

• #618

Matt308

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Apr 12, 2005

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No. Pretty self explanatory.

TPBM makes their coffee in a press.

 

• Dec 4, 2006

• #619

Twitch

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Feb 4, 2006

City of the Angels California

Never tried it actually.

TPBM secretly like tanks more than planes.

 

• Dec 4, 2006

• #620

cheddar cheese

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Jan 9, 2004

WSM, England

Damn right, cant beat a good fuel tank...

TPBM would love to have a duel with someone using petrol pump hoses.