the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
as a general rule i try to avoid peanut butter......
TPBM admires their muscles in mirrors.........
TPBM admires their muscles in mirrors.........
The person below me (TPBM)
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
Use too. I was a big time gym rat - weight lifter in my earlier days.
TPBM thinks birds are just flying vermin.
TPBM thinks birds are just flying vermin.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,931
- Dec 20, 2003
that's no way to speak about women...
TPBM has shot a bird... of either variety
TPBM has shot a bird... of either variety
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Yes I have. But only when flustered.
TPBM rarely cuts their toenails.
TPBM rarely cuts their toenails.
cheddar cheese
Major General
Why cut them, when they get long enough I just rip them down to size...
TPBM cuts their fingernails...
TPBM cuts their fingernails...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Yep. Can't even stand a little growth.
TPBM bites their fingernails. {Might as well be picking their nose with thier tongues}
TPBM bites their fingernails. {Might as well be picking their nose with thier tongues}
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Only cuz my @ss is too hard to reach
TPBM is jealous of someone or something or pitties me because i cant think of anything witty or pretty to say
TPBM is jealous of someone or something or pitties me because i cant think of anything witty or pretty to say
I pitty you but for other reasons.
TPBM pitties Hussars too.
TPBM pitties Hussars too.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Sure why not. A cup of pitty for everyone.
TPBM loves the Christmas season.
TPBM loves the Christmas season.
cheddar cheese
Major General
I dont mind it, but when the Christmas season starts in September it begins to lose its magic Actually most of the time I hate it 
TPBM wants to touch a hallway.
Actually most of the time I hate it TPBM wants to touch a hallway.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
I'm not even sure what you said. Touch a hallway?
TPBM will explain CCs statement.
TPBM will explain CCs statement.
cheddar cheese
Major General
No, no-one will explain it. I didnt know what else to put, its just random
TPBM is contemplating the consequences of touching a hallway,
TPBM is contemplating the consequences of touching a hallway,
Matt308
Glock Perfection
No its obvious it will leave finger smudges. I know. I've seen my boys do it.
TPBM has climbed up the door jambs using his feet to exert leverage. [much to his Mum's chagrine]
TPBM has climbed up the door jambs using his feet to exert leverage. [much to his Mum's chagrine]
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Hell, I'm glad I did not get that!
TPBM likes to do bum-bum in another man anus.
TPBM likes to do bum-bum in another man anus.
No I am not like TPAM (The Person Above Me)
TPBM is also like the TPAM.
TPBM is also like the TPAM.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
No thankyou. No coitus in the roitus for me.
TPBM has used Astroglide.
TPBM has used Astroglide.
Once or twice, but in a woman...besides I prefer Trojan Warming Lube...
TPBM is now looking up Trojan Warming Lube on the web.
TPBM is now looking up Trojan Warming Lube on the web.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
No. Pretty self explanatory.
TPBM makes their coffee in a press.
TPBM makes their coffee in a press.
Twitch
Staff Sergeant
Never tried it actually.
TPBM secretly like tanks more than planes.
TPBM secretly like tanks more than planes.
cheddar cheese
Major General
Damn right, cant beat a good fuel tank...
TPBM would love to have a duel with someone using petrol pump hoses.
TPBM would love to have a duel with someone using petrol pump hoses.
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