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  1. B-17engineer

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    January 1 2009

    HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT



    Hillary Clinton Was sworn in today as President.

    She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
    first night alone in the White House.

    She has waited several years for this.





    FIRST NIGHT

    Suddenly!

    The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says,
    "How can I best serve my country?"


    Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
    "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."





    SECOND NIGHT

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Jefferson says,



    "Listen to the people."
    "Ohhh!" Says Hillary, "I really don't want to do that."





    THIRD NIGHT

    On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


    Lincoln says,

    "Go to the theater."
     
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    BRAVO!!!!!:lol: :lol:
     
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