Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Major upset stomach and massive cramps all night this past Sunday, missed work on monday. Started to feel better tues and weds. and then it struck again Weds. night. Feel a little under the weather still today.
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Vic Balshaw
Major General
Not so good, hope your feeling better soon.
Dealing with the stomach flu right now. Absolutely feel like shit. And of course tomorrow we close on our new house. Perfect timing.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
There has been something going around here. Eyes hurt - actually hurt - feel rather groggy, and very loose bowel movements. I had it two weeks back and a friend had it last week.
I woke up with the usual flu symptoms, aches, pains, cough, and a migraine that is excruciatingly painful. Covid test is negative. By lunch time, I could not keep anything down. It feels like I'm pissing out both ends. I know, TMI…
at6
1st Sergeant
What? Was it something I said? People do say ther's something contagious about me.
And yet, you typed here on the forum without wearing a face face mask.What? Was it something I said? People do say ther's something contagious about me.
Btw, you infected me as well. Got a temperature of 38C and the additional headache blends well with the pain in the shoulder
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Look what I started. Didn't think it was that contagious. I feel like I hit a Greyhound bus and it fought back.
Btw, you infected me as well. Got a temperature of 38C and the additional headache blends well with the pain in the shoulder
This flu has given me the most intense migrain headaches I have ever had.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Why? What did your kids do now?
Viking1066
Chief Master Sergeant
Nothing more miserable than a summer flu or cold.
You are right. I would rename my kids the flu, but I already renamed them Cat 4 and Cat 5.
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Lazy bastards at work that spill a half a cup of coffee all over the floor and can't be bothered to clean it up so the rest of us don't slip on it!!!! Felt like sending a company-side e-mail chastising whomever it was, but then I look like the looney. God I'm sick of lazy people that leave it to the next guy to deal with it!!!!
Calgon, I mean Jack Daniels, take me away (for those of us old enough to remember those commercials).
Calgon, I mean Jack Daniels, take me away (for those of us old enough to remember those commercials).
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
OK, does anyone proofread this stuff, local newspaper article heading states "Homicide victim found dead on St. Paul sidewalk". Were they expecting to find him alive?
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
They have to write at the level of their readership.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Headlines in Florida Today some years ago:
"Brawl Turns Violent"
"Rescue Mission Might Or Might Not Have Worked"
"Brawl Turns Violent"
"Rescue Mission Might Or Might Not Have Worked"
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Hey now, Me hope that wern't directed at me.
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,591
- May 13, 2018
I will look up some classic head lines from the depths of computer memory and post in "jokes" in future. I have kept them to show my children's friends that a college education can be wasted. My youngest is a TV news producer.
cvairwerks
Staff Sergeant
" A number of people were killed, 7 fatally"....
