What Annoyed You Today?

[Snautzer01]

This morning she comes back like nothing happened. Perra!

 

[RAMROD1944]

It's like one those danged college tests with multiple choice questions.

Dang! I knew there had to be a catch, somewhere.......

 

[at6]

Dang! I knew there had to be a catch, somewhere.......

What happened John? The food Christine made cause insomnia?

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

Had an episode this evening wit drunken angry spouse. I finally contacted a lawyer this evening.

Sorry about this, bud. A guillotine cuts cleaner than a saw.

 

[Warspite63]

What annoyed me? Well, my kitchen failed to clean itself. Again.

 

[Greg Boeser]

What annoyed me? Well, my kitchen failed to clean itself. Again.

I hate it when that happens!

 

[Greg Boeser]

There are probably dozens of household chores that haven't done themselves at my house. I'm trying not to lose my patience.

 

[Warspite63]

There are probably dozens of household chores that haven't done themselves at my house. I'm trying not to lose my patience.

Hang in there! My plan is to wait them out ..... ;-P

 

[SaparotRob]

If you don't want to go through the hassles of having a second childhood it's easy.
Don;'t get out of the first one - in other words - keep making models.

..and keep catching fireflies.

 

[RAMROD1944]

What happened John? The food Christine made cause insomnia?

Yeah, all that rich food is making me lose sleep something fierce! Lol!

 

[RAMROD1944]

Sorry about this, bud. A guillotine cuts cleaner than a saw.

Been there, done that, and divorced twice! (According to the late comedian Sam Kinison, that qualifies me to be a tour guide in hell!)
View: https://youtu.be/lhiWwa69YBg

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

Been there, done that, and divorced twice! (According to the late comedian Sam Kinison, that qualifies me to be a tour guide in hell!)
View: https://youtu.be/lhiWwa69YBg

That's why I dropped the blade. We lived together for six years, but thankfully I had the sense to not marry her. I realized long ago that I'm not marriage material, and if I gotta leave I damned sure don't want lawyers involved.

Had to represent myself in court to defend my rights as a father, but figured I'm never going there again. I'm an outside cat. I didn't leave my son and I never really stopped loving his mom, but I wasn't doing that tour of duty in hell again.

 

[Viking1066]

Been there, done that, and divorced twice! (According to the late comedian Sam Kinison, that qualifies me to be a tour guide in hell!)
View: https://youtu.be/lhiWwa69YBg

let's make a guest list!!

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

let's make a guest list!!

You can write the invites, I'll handle the seating.

We can let RAMROD1944 season the dishes.

 

[RAMROD1944]

You can write the invites, I'll handle the seating.

We can let RAMROD1944 season the dishes.

I got this one, it'll be a pleasure!

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

I got this one, it'll be a pleasure!

"Please pass the E. Coli."

 

[Viking1066]

"Please pass the E. Coli."

With a side of Swine Flu please.

 

[cvairwerks]

With a side of Swine Flu please.

Nah, you want the flaming runs about 6 hours after having eaten a batch of ghost peppers........

 

[SaparotRob]

I believe the late Sam Kinison was a "fire and brimstone" preacher before he did comedy. I can see it.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Still trying to wrap my head around the fact that half my household will be moving out over the next 6 weeks. My younger daughter is leaving for college, her older sister is moving into her own apartment as she relaunches after three years. My #2 son will be going on an extended overseas deployment with his Guard unit, not returning until next summer. It'll just be me, the Missus, and our youngest son. It's going to take some getting used to.
On the bright side, I should see some savings on groceries, the water bill, the energy bill, and I can downsize our trash bin.