There's this kid we hired right out of college who thinks he's still sauntering around the dorm. Sings snatches of songs, makes a stupid drip noise/whistle and a cat "meow" that apparently he thinks are all "cool". I swear I'm going to shoot the bastard if he doesn't get a grip on that little known, fast vanishing trait called "office decorum".
Already had a meeting with him even though he's not on my staff, also talked it over with his section head (who shall we say, has the spine of a marshmallow). *SIGH*
The kid has talent but not THAT much, I could replace him in about two weeks but as I said, he's not on my staff.