What cheered you up today? (12 Viewers)

[Henk]

Thanks Tiger.

Henk

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

in that hockey video which hit in particular were we looking out for? the one towards the end where the guy got laid out and they showed the close up of his face?

 

[lesofprimus]

I wouldnt go so far as to describe my level of humour as amazing, but I am probably way more "Worldwide Humour Educated" than 90% of u schmucks here.....

 

[lesofprimus]

Yes Lanc.....

 

[Henk]

Thanks les, I know you loved that one, you are just to scared to say so.

Why did you get that bridge les, is it because of the hockey you played?

Henk

 

[lesofprimus]

Yes, I played briefly in the ECHL... I was a enforcer, so I did alot of fighting....

 

[Henk]

Sounds nice. lol

Henk

 

[lesofprimus]

Depends on ur definition of "nice"...

 

[Henk]

Sounds like fun. I meant it like in smashing other assholes into a other world. lol

What did you do when you were a enforcer? What kind of things?

Henk

 

[lesofprimus]

I always filled the niche of enforcer/goon when I played, since I had a size advantage over everyone else... Plus, as a defenseman with average skills, being a good enforcer got u noticed as well...

Yes it was enjoyable to beat on people, but it takes its toll on u after some years.... Alot of scars, fake teeth, broken bones, bad joints ect ect....

What kind of things??? Slashing, cross checking, puching, fighting, spearing, nut tagging.... Plenty of heavy body checks, which is how I blew out my knee and ended my hockey fun, at age 30.... Now its just coaching and Amateur League....

 

[Henk]

Dam, nut tagging, I am glad I am not the guy who you did that too. Age always caches up with you. I could always stay awake for three days, now I have trouble doing it because I do not get a lot of sleep these days.

I had my fair share of pain when I had reconstruction in my foot done a year and 5 months back. They took bone out of my hip bone to be able to do the operation. I have a bolt in my foot that is about 6 and a half cm long. The worst pain is from the hip not the foot just after the op. They cut at three places on my foot and during winter it pains a lot.

The op was ok but afterwards it was hell. 6 months not being able to walk and being on crutches through summer not being able to go out and drink with friends, I was asshole during that time.

Never in my live will I do that again, but it helped me a lot.

Henk

 

[plan_D]

No pain like a tattoo ... after two hours of outline, the hour of colouring feels so wonderful. Nothin' like having a needle inject you 8,000 times a minute. Give blood, get a tattoo.

 

[Henk]

That is not so sore mate, trust me. You do not think it is not, but when you go through it you realize how bad it is.

Henk

 

[plan_D]

Go through what? Having a bone taken out, or a tattoo? Because I'm currently on three tattoos ...

 

[Henk]

Roconstruction in the foot mate. The foot is very bad since it takes your body weight and you walk on it.

Henk

 

[plan_D]

Don't walk on it then. Hop on your other one. Haha .

 

[Henk]

He he he, yes I did try that but to fall or bump it is fucking sore, but I am over with that shit luckily.

Try it then and lest see how you would feel?

Henk

 

[plan_D]

Why would I willingly go through that?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

"and if you're playing football, try and favour the other leg"

first time i saw that film i couldn't actually see his other leg and spent ages trying to figure out what'd happened

and don't tell me, nut tagging is hitting someone in the balls with your stick yes? don't you guys wear boxes?

 

[lesofprimus]

and don't tell me, nut tagging is hitting someone in the balls with your stick yes? don't you guys wear boxes?

HItting them with either ur stick or ur glove.... And yes, ur supposed to wear a cup, but not all guys do, and even so, it pisses people off when u hit them in the nuts, cup or no cup...

Ask Joe...