Why bacon is the most important food that has ever existed...
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
The KFC in Thailand is better than the KFC I've had here in the U.S. My ex-wife finds it amusing that I rarely eat it here but I have it close to every day there.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
They probably do. They have a bunch of interesting side dishes with pork and rice. Some are quite fiery. I just go straight for the chicken!
special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 7,083
- May 13, 2018
Maybe its not chicken!
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Now that you mention it....
MiTasol
Major
or maybe it IS chicken?
special ed
1st Lieutenant
- 7,083
- May 13, 2018
And in the U.S. its not....I've told my wife its pigeon.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Squab. First time had squab, the waiter brings this cooked pigeon. WTF!
MIflyer
Captain
Warspite63
Staff Sergeant
- 1,117
- Dec 8, 2022
EVERY amateur historian knows that while Germany might have been able to produce small quantities of individually-superior bacon, the Allies ability to produce and deploy HUUUUUUUGE quantities of sufficiently-delicious bacon across the globe was really THE decisive factor in winning the war in the West.........
Warspite63
Staff Sergeant
- 1,117
- Dec 8, 2022
.... while in the East, the Japanese Empire lacked their own, native bacon deposits in sufficient quantity. Forced to attempt to make-do with inferior substitutes (like sweet-and-sour pork.....), they cast covetous eyes on the vast bacon-y riches found in Malaya and the Dutch East Indies. This lead, of course, to the ultimately disastrous assault on Hawaii's Bastion of Bacon - Pearl Harbor (yeah, I spelt it the USian way.....don't judge me......). And we all know how that turned out: 80 years later, and the world is controlled by the shadowy elites behind the IBF (International Bacon Fund).... pulling the strings behind the curtains.........
OK, I'll stop now. I'm off to make a bacon sandwich........
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
The things one learns here.
Warspite63
Staff Sergeant
- 1,117
- Dec 8, 2022
I'm really glad you didn't say 'The useful information one learns here' ..... I'd have felt quite guilty.......... Very little of my input qualifies as 'useful information'
Vic Balshaw
Major General
Maybe not useful but entertaining..............................................Now I'll go make me a bacon butty.I'm really glad you didn't say 'The useful information one learns here' ..... I'd have felt quite guilty.......... Very little of my input qualifies as 'useful information'
MIflyer
Captain
Bacon, Bourbon ... and pecans. Why has no one combined these?
Snautzer01
Marshal
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- Mar 26, 2007
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