Yeah.....so what!

[Trebor]

then she put him to bed.

omg I've never seen anyone work so hard at being so lazy.

 

[GrauGeist]

omg I've never seen anyone work so hard at being so lazy.

Well, I'm going to guess that he had no idea that the couch "levitated" to that lofty height during his acohol induced coma...

But it'll become amazing clear the moment he goes to get up...

 

[A4K]

omg I've never seen anyone work so hard at being so lazy.

A bit like the Dudley Moore and Peter Cook sketch... (from ancient memory - forgive the misquotations!)

Stranger's car breaks down in a small town. He sees a man laying back on his porch.
He says to him 'Hey, can you tell me the way to the nearest phone?'
The man dosen't answer, just squints.
He says again 'Hey, I asked you where the nearest phone was'.
Still no answer, just a squint.
He says again 'Look, I asked you the way to the nearest telephone!'
'And I pointed' says the man.
'You what?' says the stranger 'you did no such thing!'
'Yes I did' comes the reply. 'I was pointin' with my eyes.'
The stranger looks in disbelief, shakes his head, and says 'Man, if you can show me a lazier trick than that, I'll give you a dollar'.
'Why don't you come here and put that dollar in my pocket' says the man...

 

[Wurger]

 

[Matt308]

Surely that guy on the sofa broke something the next morning. 6ft is quite the drop when you are not suspecting it.

 

[Trebor]

lol I'm dying to see him fall off, now

 

[GrauGeist]

Afterall, gravity is a drunk's worst enemy...

(not like I'd know anything about that...just sayin')

 

[Matt308]

Lordy...

 

[Njaco]

Apart from us, how many friends do you still have Chris?? !

I will have you know I have 200 friends on Facebook and I don't know a one of them.

 

[A4K]

Ah, the joys of Facebook - 200 unwanted 'quests' in your flat every time you turn the computer on. I'll stick to hanging out with you guys instead

 

[Njaco]

 

[mikewint]

Talking about drunks and gravity, I fell off a rug once, 'course I was younger then, hurt myself too by the way

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[GrauGeist]

Remember Mike, you're only drunk if you need to hold onto the floor to keep from falling off...

 

[mikewint]

darn near fell off the entire planet once, it was a close call

 

[A4K]

I've often wished I could!

 

[mikewint]

boy, o boy, ditto and ditto again - you said it brother

 

[A4K]

Sad but true, eh? Still, here we are, and either stronger or insane for the experience...

 

[mikewint]

Or the worst case scenerio both

 

[A4K]