You know this guy's a NooB here if...

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Burmese Bandit

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Dec 5, 2008
You know this guy's a NooB here if...

he starts a thread called "..You know this guy's a NooB here if..."!

Now YOU guys put in your best NooB anecdotes!!!

a-and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

 
Well this one had me laughing.....

Dang...I'm only a few minutes old on this forum and I wanted to post on my passion, WW II aircraft...but I just had to use my maiden post on THIS!



gotcha!!!
 
I KNEW someone would pick up on THAT one!!!!

(mutter) just you wait...someday I'll have 30,000 posts and THEN I'll get to pick on the NooBies...mutter rant rant...
 
You know this guy's a NooB here if...

...he walks in breezily here and demands that any and all forum members email him a complete history of WW II for his history essay tomorrow...

(no, it hasn't actually happened...but who wants to bet it won't within the coming year?)
 


You know this guy's a NooB here if his first post starts out...

"OK, it's a half-decent place, but you guys need to change the colors layout. Plus you'll need a new Mod crew...."
 
Yeah, I think I remember the guy, he was an idiot.

And a noob...


You know this guy's a NooB here if his first post starts out...



"Ok, so I already know lot's about aircraft so you guys won't be able to tell me much I don't already know"


"So when the propeller turns to the right the plane turns right, and when it turns to the left the plane goes left, but how do they make the planes go straight???"
 
You know this guy's a noob if.........

He thinks an aircraft cannon is when one aircraft collides with another and sends it spinning into a third aircraft...

 
I think my first post should get some attention in this thread...I'll repeat what i said on my second reply, I'm so sorry guys can I get some forgiveness now, My butt was sore for a month after I read those replies
 
You know this guy's a noob if.........

...he thinks a 'short takeoff' is the last thing you do before a full Monty...

 

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