You know this guy's a NooB here if...

[Matt308]

The one that always sticks in my mind was some old noob wrote in that he was enjoying the forum, but insulted the moderators for allowing "such elaborate siggys that clogged up his modem and made the forum run slow".

Get in the 21st century, Noob! 24kB modems are not chic!

Ofcourse, Les banned his @ss. But not before insulting his mother.

 

[109ROAMING]

Ofcourse, Les banned his @ss. But not before insulting his mother.

 

[Njaco]

You know this guy's a noob if.........

....he thinks a naval academy is a school for belly-dancers.

 

[Freebird]

OK I have a good one:

"..You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if...

His first post gets quoted under Der Adler's siggy...

 

[Njaco]

or this classic, sad but true..........

"WELL I AM 14 AND i always liked the way ww2 was fout in the air and one the ground how about you

SO how old are you guys and gals"

 

[Burmese Bandit]

You know this guy's a NooB here if...

..he thinks bombers are the same as bombas...

(Don't get the joke? Go ask any Pinoy *Phillipino male* what's a 'bomba' but NOT a lady - you might get your face slapped!)

 

[Denahue]

I am a newb here!!!!!!! I just try not to be stupid...

 

[RabidAlien]

....swears up and down that the Me-108 was the greatest tank ever made.

 

[Burmese Bandit]

Hey that was good Alien!!! Now here's another one from me...

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks that a twin boom design is an aircraft that goes to Mach 2!

 

[Marcel]

Hey that was good Alien!!! Now here's another one from me...

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks that a twin boom design is an aircraft that goes to Mach 2!

Or explodes twice when hit

 

[Lucky13]

...has never heard about Les' Bride's much feared "double backhand frozen fish"...

 

[Burmese Bandit]

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks... that Fowler flaps are flaps designed to catch chickens!

 

[RabidAlien]

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks... that Fowler flaps are flaps designed to catch chickens!

......they're not?

 

[Burmese Bandit]

You know this guy's a NooB! He argues about knots...with dragons!

 

[RabidAlien]

 

[muller]

I thought I knew a bit about aircraft till I found this place, compared to you guys i know NOTHING! I'm enjoying the learning process, I've been trawling the subforums for the last few months, its like wikipedia for WW2 aircraft, if it's not here, its not on t'internet!

And I'm still a noob!

 

[fly boy]

OK I have a good one:



His first post gets quoted under Der Adler's siggy...

damn i think you would miss that


your a noob if you think that the axis won the war and that we are all nazis

 

[109ROAMING]

Nope ,sure didn't miss it

 

[Burmese Bandit]

You know someone's a NooB if he thinks man-hours is a reference to male prostitutes!

 

[RabidAlien]

He's a nOOb if he thinks "Hobart's Funnies" was either 1) a sitcom back in the 70's-80's, or 2) the comic section of "Stars And Stripes" newspaper.

He's a nOOb if he thinks "Yank" magazine was a porn mag.