10 things...ten minutes!

[Maximowitz]

Tuxedo
Walther PPK
License to kill
Vodka Martini (Shaken, not stirred)
Aston Martin DB6
Traci Lords
Viagra
More Viagra
Oxygen Tent
Thermonuclear device
Swiss Army Knife
Spare Socks.

 

[GrauGeist]

Tuxedo
Walther PPK
License to kill
Vodka Martini (Shaken, not stirred)
Aston Martin DB6
Traci Lords
Viagra
More Viagra
Oxygen Tent
Thermonuclear device
Swiss Army Knife
Spare Socks.

That's 12 items.

You might have to leave the spare socks and Viagra...

 

[Maximowitz]

That's 12 items.

You might have to leave the spare socks and Viagra...

13/ Abacus

 

[bobbysocks]

Tuxedo
Walther PPK
License to kill
Vodka Martini (Shaken, not stirred)
Aston Martin DB6
Traci Lords
Viagra
More Viagra
Oxygen Tent
Thermonuclear device
Swiss Army Knife
Spare Socks.

oooo! saw tracy lords not that long ago....they did the movie "zack and miri make a porno" in pittsburgh and she came in. you definitely want to go to your plan B babe here...trust me.

 

[Maximowitz]

oooo! saw tracy lords not that long ago....they did the movie "zack and miri make a porno" in pittsburgh and she came in. you definitely want to go to your plan B babe here...trust me.

I'm 48. I take what I can get.

 

[GrauGeist]

13/ Abacus

LMAO!

 

[bobbysocks]

I'm 48. I take what I can get.

yes, i totally understand the definition of "old age" which is: "the women who would sleep with you (not picking on you specifically but meaning all us all us old farts)...you wouldnt touch with a ten foot ( approx 3 meter measure for you metric boys) pole. bring a LOT of asphalt, max...cos she looked like 100 miles of very BAD road. I am 54 and on my worse night...there wasnt enough rum in the world. always have a back up plan.... LOL

 

[Maximowitz]

Ah, I could always put a paper bag on her head. And one on mine just in case her's falls off.

 

[mikewint]

Bobby Max
1. at the Bar, Traci Lords
2. next morning

 

[bobbysocks]

HAHA...that's pretty darn close. and ya know, i guess she has other redeeming qualities.

 

[fubar57]

Swedish Bikini Team
6 beer
Coffin


Geo

 

[Matt308]

I'm 48. I take what I can get.

He's thinking of when Traci Lords did porn... she was 16.

 

[Bucksnort101]

Ten things huh, well here goes.

1. .22 rifle with ammo for gathering food and protection.
2. A big ass camp knife for chopping sticks, weeds, shelter making stuff, and for additional protection.
3. A smaller knife for gutting and cleaning above mentioned critters shot for substinance, and for additional protection.
4. Can opener, obviously for opening any canned goods, and if need be I'm sure I could find a way to use it for personal protection.
5. Small tent.
6. Flashlight.
7. Backpack.
8. Water purifier
9. Rain poncho (so many uses for a rain poncho, from shelter to gathering rain for drinking water, staying dry, etc...
10. My fist aid kit, mine has a Compass, waterproof matches, bandages, asperin, one of thos elittel collaspable cups for drinking from, and one of those cheap ass little scissors in it, which I guess if all else fails could be used for personal protection in a pinch

 

[T Bolt]

You guys aren't thinking about the "Get outa of Dodge" part. How about a dirt bike with extra fuel tanks for all members of the family. All that survival gear isn't going to do you any good if you're sitting in a 50 mile long traffic jam trying to get out of the city.

 

[Bucksnort101]

You guys aren't thinking about the "Get outa of Dodge" part. How about a dirt bike with extra fuel tanks for all members of the family. All that survival gear isn't going to do you any good if you're sitting in a 50 mile long traffic jam trying to get out of the city.

That's what my feets are for! Don't have a dirt bike so that point was not considered. My feet will have to take me where I wants to go. I'd stay off the beaten track anyway, dirt bike noise would attract unwanted attention. I can make a descent noise suppressor for my .22 out of a cardboard tube and toilet paper if need be.

Oh, number 11 would be to find toilet paper after I skip town

 

[fubar57]

Wouldn't that be a number 2?

 

[Bucksnort101]

Wouldn't that be a number 2?

I stand corrected

 

[Matt308]

The "corrected stance" is called a 'growler' in the Pacific Northwest. It usually involves a tree, but any upright surface will suffice.

 

[Njaco]

TMI

 

[GrauGeist]

LMAO Matt!!

As far as the "get out of Dodge" comment...that's the absolutely WORST place to be, is where disorganized, panicky, fleeing people are...nothing but bad happens around all that mess...

Best thing to do is high-tail it on a path less travelled and be quick about it.

And honestly, I'd just hoof it because vehicles need fuel and eventually you'll either run out of it, or someone who already has will want yours :/