All in the name of scientific research

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  1. RabidAlien

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    My own ahem! research is not yet complete. Admittedly, my sample demograph is huge...
     
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    Still conducting my own research......
     
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    Have just started another new test progam, to see if this is correct...
     
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    My tests ma'am are not to long, 15 minutes at a time, but may require many visits, as long as there are no sports on TV!
     
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    Sports or'sports'?
     
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    I will be forced to conduct my own tests on this subject matter tonight...
     
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    G for gross?
     
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    Hmmm... Okay...

    I remember watching a sexualy-orriented TV show a few years ago in which the reporter was interviewing a guy who claimed he could give any woman an orgasm using a said technique (he even made a friggin demonstration of it). That guy is still hanging around, by the way. I heard about him again on a website just a few months ago. I'm sure you can find a video on his special technique on the web.

    Unfortunately, due to this site being family-orriented, I can't neighter post the "interview video" or explain how to do it in a family-friendly way. All I can say is that I tested it with a girl once and it looked like it was working.

    I know everyone is now looking at me like if I was a Grade-A pervert but... No, wait ! I am a Grade-A pervert ! ;)
     
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    I'm glad that we got that sorted out!
     
  13. Njaco

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    as if there was any question...


    :)
     
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    Girl?
    Your sex partners only have two legs?

    Jeezuz dude, what are you, some kind of grade A pervert?!?
     
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    Well, they always say to be the best you can be at what you do, so well done Maestro;) Being a Grade B Pervert is just lacking!
     
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    I can too! My technique involves a Mercedes 550SL and 2 carot diamond ear rings. Godawful expensive BUT it works every time:lol:
     
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    Heck, anyone can give a woman the Big O using that technique, you would not even have to be in the same State as her, let alone the same room;)
     
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    All in alll it depends on the woman. Each woman is different.
     
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    Wait a minute, I have to be in the same state! Nobody said anything about proximity!:p
     
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    Yeah, whats he talkin' about? Proximity only works in horseshoes and hand grenades!
     
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