All in the name of scientific research

[RabidAlien]

I'm in the wrong job field....

BBC News - The G-spot 'doesn't appear to exist', say researchers

"Excuse me, ma'am, I need to do some quickie....er....quick testing...."

 

[Colin1]

My own ahem! research is not yet complete. Admittedly, my sample demograph is huge...

 

[beaupower32]

Still conducting my own research......

 

[Lucky13]

Have just started another new test progam, to see if this is correct...

 

[Messy1]

My tests ma'am are not to long, 15 minutes at a time, but may require many visits, as long as there are no sports on TV!

 

[Lucky13]

Sports or'sports'?

 

[Njaco]

spirts

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I will be forced to conduct my own tests on this subject matter tonight...

 

[Colin1]

I wonder if he found the G spot

BBC News - Warrant out for horse sex accused

 

[Messy1]

G for gross?

 

[Maestro]

Hmmm... Okay...

I remember watching a sexualy-orriented TV show a few years ago in which the reporter was interviewing a guy who claimed he could give any woman an orgasm using a said technique (he even made a friggin demonstration of it). That guy is still hanging around, by the way. I heard about him again on a website just a few months ago. I'm sure you can find a video on his special technique on the web.

Unfortunately, due to this site being family-orriented, I can't neighter post the "interview video" or explain how to do it in a family-friendly way. All I can say is that I tested it with a girl once and it looked like it was working.

I know everyone is now looking at me like if I was a Grade-A pervert but... No, wait ! I am a Grade-A pervert !

 

[Lucky13]

I know everyone is now looking at me like if I was a Grade-A pervert but... No, wait ! I am a Grade-A pervert !

I'm glad that we got that sorted out!

 

[Njaco]

as if there was any question...

 

[Colin1]

...All I can say is that I tested it with a girl once...

Girl?
Your sex partners only have two legs?

Jeezuz dude, what are you, some kind of grade A pervert?!?

 

[Bucksnort101]

Girl?
Your sex partners only have two legs?

Jeezuz dude, what are you, some kind of grade A pervert?!?

Well, they always say to be the best you can be at what you do, so well done Maestro Being a Grade B Pervert is just lacking!

 

[timshatz]

a guy who claimed he could give any woman an orgasm

I can too! My technique involves a Mercedes 550SL and 2 carot diamond ear rings. Godawful expensive BUT it works every time

 

[Bucksnort101]

I can too! My technique involves a Mercedes 550SL and 2 carot diamond ear rings. Godawful expensive BUT it works every time

Heck, anyone can give a woman the Big O using that technique, you would not even have to be in the same State as her, let alone the same room

 

[Messy1]

All in alll it depends on the woman. Each woman is different.

 

[timshatz]

Heck, anyone can give a woman the Big O using that technique, you would not even have to be in the same State as her, let alone the same room

Wait a minute, I have to be in the same state! Nobody said anything about proximity!

 

[Njaco]

Yeah, whats he talkin' about? Proximity only works in horseshoes and hand grenades!