All in the name of scientific research

Maestro · Jan 9, 2010

timshatz said:
I can too! My technique involves a Mercedes 550SL and 2 carot diamond ear rings. Godawful expensive BUT it works every time

Oh, really ?

Time for an on-topic-joke...

Do you know the four different kinds of female orgasm ? There is the positive orgasm : "Oh, yes ! Oh, yes !"... The negative orgasm : "Oh, no ! Oh, no !"... The religious orgasm : "Oh, my god ! Oh, my god !"... And the faked orgasm : "Oh, Timshatz ! Oh, Timshatz !"

RabidAlien · Jan 9, 2010

Wow. That was low!

Maestro · Jan 9, 2010

RabidAlien said:
Wow. That was low!

Yeah... Now everytime a member is gonna do it with his girlfriend/wife, he is gonna think about that and say : "Damn you, Maestro !"

buffnut453 · Jan 9, 2010

Maestro said:
Yeah... Now everytime a member is gonna do it with his girlfriend/wife, he is gonna think about that and say : "Damn you, Maestro !"

It's ok, we think that far more often anyway! And, yes, damn you Maestro!!

Lucky13 · Jan 9, 2010

What's the *OH SH****T!* then?

Maestro · Jan 9, 2010

Lucky13 said:
What's the *OH SH****T!* then?

I don't know... It must be when you're too... erhm... "fast on the trigger".

Njaco · Jan 9, 2010

Maestro said:
Yeah... Now everytime a member is gonna do it with his girlfriend/wife, he is gonna think about that and say : "Damn you, Maestro !"

I think thats slightly better than saying; "Oh Timshatz!"

vikingBerserker · Jan 9, 2010

Lucky13 said:
What's the *OH SH****T!* then?

Um, that's when you miss

Maestro · Jan 10, 2010

vikingBerserker said:
Um, that's when you miss

... Or when you rip the condom...

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