Back on the island....

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I shall fart in their general direction


G&T's when the sun is over the yardarm and all is secure. Trust a Swede to start drinking at 0745
 
Yeah. B*gg*r all else to do, apart from thrash yourself with Birch branches and dive into freezing lakes - or is that Finland ...................
But then, if you had an Agnetha ........................
 
and drink revolting coffee, eat salted fish and reindeer and play with yourself...

Does Jan have a picture of his beloved Agneta in his home? Bet he does

Come on Jan its ok to confess anong friends... no one will take the piss ( will we Terry)....
 
No, of course we won't ! (cough, snigger...)
Mind you, Jan probably thinks an Agnetha is part of a vintage aircraft's electrical system .........................
 
Agneta was voted 'best arse' in 1976 during those lycra years. Jan has been trying to get the same award ever since but, there is a slight problem with lycra wearing Swedes in Glasgow's pubs....

'Get it here' carefully written across the left buttock is not suble Jan
 
You said, with personal experience, that this was the way to go, the best way to pull!
I take it that you're back to telling your fibs again, eh?
 
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